Friday, October 1, 2010

Fox's Raising Hope - TV Review


Greg Garcia of My Name Is Earl is behind this show, and it has the same lower-class humor. Kinda nice to see poor people represented, not that they're glorified in any way, shape or form. Martha Plimpton (The Goonies, Parenthood) is the 39-year-old grandmother and the comedic MVP of the show. Cloris Leachman is only listed as Special Guest Star, which makes me wonder if they're planning on killing her off in the first season.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

ABC's Detroit 1-8-7 - TV Review


Very impressed with the first episode. I liked Michael Imperioli anchoring the action as Fitch, who's actually a bit of an enigma to the rest in his department. May well be the best cop drama on network TV now. I liked it a little more than Hawaii Five-0. I liked it more than the CSIs or Law & Orders. Who else is there?

It started out as a faux-documentary-style show, and some of that flavor is still there, with the bleeped dialogue and one time a perp growling right at the camera.

Killers - DVD Review


**

Starring Ashton Kutcher, Katherine Heigl, Tom Selleck, Catherine O'Hara, Katheryn Winnick, Kevin Sussman, Casey Wilson, Rob Riggle, Martin Mull, Alex Borstein and Usher Raymond.
Directed by Robert Luketic.

Welcome to a movie with the unlikeliest assassin ever in Ashton Kutcher, and Katherine Heigl as yet another girly-girl who acts wacky when confronted with hijinks that need ensuing. If you want to see the least convincing scream of the year, see the scene when Kutcher and would-be rival-assassin crash through her living room window. A high-pitched five-second "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"

How did Heigl become comedienne of choice in crappy romantic comedies the past two or three years? Was she funny on Grey's Anatomy? I never watched that show, but she struck me as one who could rival Rachel McAdams or Anne Hathaway if she strived for art in every other project. As such, she's currently doomed to follow the Kate Hudson path, but even Hudson was nominated for an Academy Award once (Almost Famous was ten years ago. Wow.)

So this movie has these two cute kids meet and get married and three years later, Kutcher learns he has a bounty on his head, $20 million to whomever can kill him. Then they learn a couple of their friends are actually moles, just biding their time until they can take him out. Different suburbanites wielding weapons reminded me of Hot Fuzz, a funnier movie.

I did enjoy Tom Selleck as Heigl's uptight, successful father. Selleck doesn't work enough, and I'm looking forward to seeing if his new TV show is any good. I can at least say I wasn't bored. It's a quick, fluffy 93 minutes.

The City of Your Final Destination - DVD Review


**

Starring Anthony Hopkins, Laura Linney, Omar Metwally, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Hiroyuki Sanada and Norma Aleandro.
Directed by James Ivory.

This is a movie based on a book where I imagine the book was well-written and interesting, but it doesn't lend itself well to the screen. The movie doesn't move.

It's about a young man who wants to write a biography about a recently deceased author, but he goes to Uruguay to get permission from his "eccentric" surviving family. Chief among the skeptical relatives are Anthony Hopkins and Laura Linney, and despite defined, measured performances, their presense isn't enough shield the inertia in the story.

Like most Ivory projects, it's pleasant to look at, solid in the art direction and cinematography areas. There were times where I just expected Hopkins to say, "I think I'll take a nap" and then look at the camera and say, "Feel free to do the same."

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Monday TV Ratings

Channel - Title - Viewers in million / 18-49 demo

=MONDAY=

8/7
ABC - Dancing with the Stars - 21.09 / 4.6
FOX - House - 10.21 / 3.8
CBS - How I Met Your Mother - 8.97 / 3.8
- - - - Rules of Engagement - 8.14 / 3.2
NBC - Chuck - 5.37 / 2.0
CW - 90210 - 2.1 / 1.1

9/8
ABC - Dancing with the Stars - 23.41 / 5.4
CBS - Two and a Half Men - 13.86 / 4.8
- - - - Mike & Molly - 11.21 / 3.7
NBC - The Event - 9.06 / 2.9
FOX - Lone Star - 3.78 / 1.2
CW - Gossip Girl - 1.81 / 1.0

10/9
CBS - Hawaii Five-0 - 12.55 / 3.6
ABC - Castle - 13.5 / 3.4
NBC - Chase - 6.49 / 2.1

First off, it's no wonder Fox cancelled Lone Star. House is doing well, and maybe by bringing back Lie to me earlier than planned, they stop some of the viewer hemorraghing.

ABC's crown-jewel series Dancing with the Stars is keeping people fascinated, and Castle's retaining enough of the 18-49 demo to be considered successful.

NBC has what for them is a hit with The Event; it just needs better shows on both sides of it. I love Chuck, but it's looking pretty obvious this is its last season and it's a question of how many episodes this last season is going to contain.

CBS still holds the Midas touch.

CW remains irrelevant, regularly beaten by Univision.

Sunday TV Ratings

Channel - Title - Viewers in million / 18-49 demo

7/6
CBS - 60 Minutes - 14.3 / 3.0
NBC - Football Night - 8.68 / 3.3
FOX - The Simpsons (r) - 7.65 / 2.9
- - - - The Simpsons (r) - 5.35 / 2.4
ABC - Extreme Makeover: HE Hr 1 - 6.07 / 1.7

8/7
NBC - Sunday Night Football Hr 1 - 17.88 / 7.0
CBS - The Amazing Race Hr 1 - 13.58 / 3.5
ABC - Extreme Makeover: HE Hr 2 - 9.07 / 2.7
FOX - The Simpsons - 7.76 / 3.7
- - - - The Cleveland Show - 6.6 / 3.1

9/8
NBC - Sunday Night Football Hr 2 - 16.41 / 6.4
ABC - Desperate Housewives - 12.89 / 4.2
CBS - The Amazing Race Hr 2 - 11.25 / 3.7
FOX - Family Guy - 9.4 / 4.7

10/9
NBC - Sunday Night Football Hr 3 - 14.91 / 6.3
CBS - Undercover Boss - 11.16 / 3.7
ABC - Brothers & Sisters - 9.99 / 3.1

Football rules the night, as it does the day on Sunday. CBS should be able to shore up stronger ratings next week when CSI: Miami has its season premiere. ABC's EM: Home Edition franchise is starting to show weakness, but the relatively low cost of the show keeps it profitable. The animation line-up still works for Fox in the 18-49 demo.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Marmaduke - DVD Review


*1/2

Starring Lee Pace, Judy Greer, William H. Macy and the voices of Owen Wilson, George Lopez, Emma Stone, Steve Coogan, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Kiefer Sutherland, Stacy Ferguson and Sam Elliott.
Directed by Tom Dey.

I guess it's good for kids if they've never seen a live-action/CG movie that makes animals talk, but once you've seen Cats & Dogs and Beverly Hills Chihuahua, what does this really have to offer? Sure, Marmaduke was (is?) a newspaper comic strip, but how many people really remember anything about it? Is there a person on Earth outside the cartoonist's family who knows the names of the cartoonist? Or the family that owns Marmaduke?

It features a standard outsider-trying-to-fit-in story with Marmaduke (voiced by Owen Wilson) and family newly moved to California. Then at the dog park, the great dane Marmaduke runs into a rottweiler (voiced by Kiefer Sutherland) who doesn't care for him.

Marmaduke constantly talks to the camera and never says anything funny. Naturally there's a scene where he holds a party at the house and it gets torn to shreds. The film even features an obligatory obnoxious dance number with all the CG dogs. I can just say my six-year-old laughed at the fart joke at the end.

I fear a Family Circus movie.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

NBC's Chase - TV Review

The problem with this procedural is it gives us no characters to care about. I wanted the bad guy to get away since he had the most personality. I could tell Bruckheimer was behind it. It was nice to see Amaury Nolasco (Prison Break) get work, but this vehicle? Nah.

The Joneses - DVD Review


**3/4

Starring Demi Moore, David Duchovny, Gary Cole, Glenne Headly, Amber Heard, Ben Hollingsworth, Lauren Hutton and Christine Evangelista.
Directed by Derrick Borte.

This satire of consumerism was enjoyable enough, but I do wish it had gone for the jugular.

This lesson would have been more timely in 2008 but here goes. A new family - the Joneses - has moved into an upscale neighborhood. They have the latest in everything - cars, decor, clothes, gadgets. They're the talk and envy of the neighborhood. They're also not real. They're professional envy-generators. They're stealth sales reps, out to show off new products in hopes word will spread and sales will go up.

The father of the group (David Duchovny) is new to the group, and he finds himself developing feelings for the mother, even though it's all supposed to be strictly professional.

When I think of the lasting satires, they had edge to them. Network, for instance, blistered the anything-for-ratings mentality of TV news. Here we get the four who are all deep down nice people. (Maybe not Demi Moore, but if I was doing this, I would have made her character ruthless). It made the ending feel like a wimpy way out, but what insights it does provide hit home, and it has a few laughs along the way.

Just Wright - DVD Review


*3/4

Starring Queen Latifah, Common, Paula Patton, James Pickens Jr., Phylicia Rashad, Pam Grier, Laz Alonzo, Mehcad Brooks and Dwight Howard.
Directed by Sanaa Hamri.

The perfect film for insomniacs, especially if you've seen the preview. I did see the preview a couple times in theaters, and the movie hit every note at all the predictable moments down to the very end. Even if I hadn't seen it, I knew where everything was going. Now that's a familiar trapping of the romantic comedy, right? It's predictable and doesn't have to actually be funny, just pleasant?

Another problem I had with this is that Common is not that good of an actor. I guess it depends on his role. I didn't have a problem with him in Date Night, for instance, but carrying the lead role here, there were times he was trying too hard. I also didn't like the basketball. It's always cool to see real NBA guys show up and play themselves (okay not always), but the choreography of the game, Scott McKnight (Common) is a dribble-happy ballhog. Couldn't they have shown McKnight make a cool pass or two to justify his role as point guard?

My favorite part? Claire Huxtable herself, Phylicia Rashad, plays McKnight's mom. Other than that...

Tuesday's TV Ratings

Channel - Title - viewers in millions / 18-49 share

Tuesday
8/7
CBS - NCIS - 18.92 / 3.9
FOX - Glee - 12.28 / 5.5
ABC - Dancing with the Stars recap - 12 / 2.6
NBC - The Biggest Loser Hr 1 - 6.78 / 2.7
CW - One Tree Hill - 1.91 / .9

9/8
ABC - Dancing with the Stars results - 18.31 / 4.3
CBS - NCIS: LA Hr 1 - 16.08 / 3.5
NBC - The Biggest Loser Hr 2 - 8.04 / 3.5
FOX - Raising Hope - 7.47 / 3.1
- - - - Running Wilde - 5.87 / 2.5
CW - Life Unexpected - 1.51 / .7

10/9
CBS - NCIS: LA Hr 2 - 13.94 / 3.0
ABC - Detroit 1-8-7 - 9.75 / 2.5
NBC - Parenthood - 5.86 / 2.5

If ABC could figure out how to string Dancing with the Stars across three nights, they'd probably do it, but then they'd kill it like they did Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. Fox has to be thrilled with Glee, but disappointed in their comedies that followed. It also doesn't look good for Detroit 1-8-7 to lose so much of the DWTS lead-in. Meanwhile NBC isn't great with overall viewers but can take comfort their 18-49 demo isn't too bad.

Monday's TV Ratings

Channel - Title - viewers in millions / 18-49 share

Monday
8/7
ABC - Dancing with the Stars Hr 1 - 20.14 / 4.6
FOX - House - 10.54 / 4.1
CBS - How I Met Your Mother - 8.78 / 3.6
- - - - Rules of Engagement - 8.33 / 3.1
NBC - Chuck - 6.06 / 2.1
CW - 90210 - 2.16 / 1.0

9/8
ABC - Dancing with the Stars Hr 2 - 21.87 / 5.3
CBS - Two and a Half Men - 14.5 / 4.8
- - - - Mike & Molly - 12.24 / 3.9
NBC - The Event - 11.19 / 3.7
FOX - Lone Star - 4.06 / 1.3
CW - Gossip Girl - 1.87 / 1.0

10/9
CBS - Hawaii Five-0 - 13.83 / 3.8
ABC - Castle - 11.17 / 2.8
NBC - Chase - 7.94 / 2.5

Dancing with the Stars still dominates, House has slipped a bit, Two and a Half Men still rules, The Event had an impressive debut, Hawaii Five-0 was solid, Chuck's surely in its last season, and Lone Star is DOA. It might even be the first show of the season cancelled.

I tend to go to this site or that for TV ratings info.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

The Town - Movie Review


***1/2

Starring Ben Affleck, Jon Hamm, Jeremy Renner, Rebecca Hall, Blake Lively, Pete Postlethwaite, Chris Cooper and Titus Welliver.
Directed by Ben Affleck.

Is it perfect? No. But it's the best bank-robbing procedural of the year. It pays homage to Heat without ripping it off, and Affleck's quickly establishing himself as one of the most interesting directors in Hollywood. He's doing for Massachusetts what Martin Scorsese did for New York. At least he's on his way.

Affleck plays Doug MacRay, a guy born and raised in Charlestown, a one-mile area in Boston that we're told has produced the highest per-capita amount of bank robbers in the Northeast. His mom disappeared when he was six, and his dad's doing a life sentence. So he was raised with the Coughlins, where we still see his best-friend brother figure Jem (The Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner) and the sister Krista (Gossip Girl's Blake Lively), whose baby may or may not be Doug's.

The movie starts out with a bank heist, an intense well-choreographed kick-off, with Doug and his crew wearing skull masks. Jem decides to kidnap the assistant bank manager Claire (Vicky Cristina Barcelona's Rebecca Hall) just in case, and they leave her by the river. Turns out Claire just lives a few blocks from them, so Doug sets out to make sure she won't be able to recongize any of them, but especially so Jem won't decide to just "take care of her."

They bump into each other at a laundromat, and Doug takes a liking to Claire. He sees her regularly. This bank robber begins to wonder if he can finally get out of Charlestown and have a real crime-free life somewhere else.

Always circling though is FBI agent Adam Frawley (Mad Men's Jon Hamm). He didn't make me forget Tommy Lee Jones's Marshal Gerard, but he has two good scenes, one where he lets Doug know just how much he's going to enjoy taking him down, and another monologue where he surgically removes Krista's options until the last one is betrayal.

Affleck's a good actor, not great, and this is one of his best performances. (My fave of his is still Changing Lanes.) It's his directing, though, where he shines. I love the overhead shots of Boston, the authenticity of the atmosphere, the scenes where actors can breathe, especially each one Renner is in. He always has that hairtrigger edge to him, like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas. The bank robbery, the second act armored-truck job, and the final heist are all well-done, in staging and suspense. The action here was more satisfying than anything in, say, Iron Man 2.

With ten movies as possibilities, I could see this sneaking in for a Best Picture nod.

P.S. To the guy who kept texting in front of me, you were rude, but thanks for at least finally getting up and leaving to finish the conversation after your third message.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

NBC's Outlaw - TV Review

I like Jimmy Smits but this vehicle is another crash-and-burn. Remember Sally Field in The Court? Joe Mantegna in First Monday? Smits plays a conservative Supreme Court justice who quits so he can do high-profile politically-correct cases across the country. I didn't buy his character, I didn't buy his change of heart, just at no point did this feel based in any reality. Even shows like Heroes had some characters where you felt like a real person might react that way if they learned they had powers. This? No. It felt like they'd rewritten unused scripts from James Woods' Shark once they got their premise out of the way, with Aaron Sorkin soapboxing thrown in for his closing arguments.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Prince of Persia - DVD Review


**

Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Ben Kingsley, Gemma Arterton, Alfred Molina and Toby Kebbell.
Directed by Mike Newell.

The marketers for this movie had a challenge, and they whiffed it. Sure, it's still the empty-headed wizz-bang adventure I figured it would be, but they could have disguised that a little more, made it seem like they were recapturing the Indiana Jones spirit. For one thing, the trailers reveal who the main villain is even though that's a twist that doesn't come for a full hour into the actual film. I hate it when they do that.

They could have taken the same cast and budget and set pieces and made a cool live-action Aladdin movie. Instead it's based on a video game I've never played and it centers on a dagger that can turn back time. This movie suffers from what most time-travel movies suffer from. If a protagonist has the power to undo any action by turning back the clock, then no action on screen has any consequence.

In fact it's only been hours since I saw it and I already can't remember most of it. There was an ostrich race. Alfred Molina paying homage to Hugh Griffith as a sheik...

Did someone use the dagger on me?

MacGruber - DVD Review


**

Starring Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Philippe, Val Kilmer, Powers Boothe, Maya Rudolph and Chris Jericho.
Directed by Jorma Taccone.

MacGruber is a one-note character, and this is a one-note movie. How many "homage to the 1980's movie cliches" movies do we really need? It started in 1993 with The Last Action Hero and they keep coming. I just saw Cop Out earlier this month. Enough! I imagine the inevitable Seltzer-Friedberg "Eighties Movie" is next.

Will Forte, one of the more versatile players on SNL (who also announced he won't be back this fall), plays MacGruber, a man really good at taking down bad guys. Actually he's terrible at it; he tends to accidentally get people killed and by sheer luck gets the job done. When arms dealer Dieter Von Cunth (Val Kilmer) re-emerges, the rumored-to-be-dead MacGruber is pulled out of retirement to help bring him down.

The movie does have some laughs, which makes it better than Cop Out, and I enjoyed some of the straight-man reactions of Kilmer and new-recruit Ryan Phillippe to the beyond-clueless MacGruber. But yeah, it's 30 minutes of ideas stretched out to fill up movie space.

Monday, September 13, 2010

CW's Nikita - TV Review


I never saw the Peta Wilson series, but I did see the original French La Femme Nikita and the US remake Point of No Return. Maggie Q fits in nicely as the butt-kicking protagonist, a woman once trained to be an assassin who now wants to take down the covert department that made her that way. It's like a cross between Alias and Dollhouse.

My only real problem was they youthified too much. Would've liked to see the etiquette coach still be a woman older than Melinda Clarke (not that I don't like Clarke), and I've never been a Shane West fan so I wasn't thrilled to see him as the handler. West was in Whatever It Takes and played Tom Sawyer in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and so I was soured on him. I quit watching ER when he joined the cast (not solely because of him, but he didn't help).

If someone was paying me to watch and recap each week, I'd keep watching. I liked Maggie Q and it was nice to see 24's Xander Berkeley as the Big Boss. It just didn't hook me enough to get a reservation in my viewing schedule.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

CW's Hellcats - TV Review


Not bad, but not good. It's Bring It On: The Series. They even have the lead put in a Bring It On DVD to watch. A tough girl studying law finds out she's lost her scholarship so she desperately tries out for the college cheerleading squad in hopes of getting a scholarship there. I have no temptation to watch Episode 2 but I'm not its audience. High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale's gone brunette as a perky perfectionist caricature, and Battlestar Galactica's Aaron Douglas even walks through as the athletic director. Where did it lose me? When Tough Girl improvises her own dance moves during try-outs and the coach marvels like she's just discovered the next Janet Jackson. Teen girls should enjoy the drama. I wonder what my brother who was on a national cheerleading championship team would think...