Sunday, February 20, 2022

Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Netflix Review


Starring Sarah Yarkin, Elsie Fisher, Mark Burnham, Moe Dunford, Jacob Latimore, Olwen Fouere, Nell Hudson, Alice Krige, and Jessica Allain.
Written by Chris Thomas Devlin, Fede Alvarez & Rodo Sayagues.
Directed by David Blue Garcia.

★★

Well, I guess it's about as good as any other TCM sequel. Which isn't saying much. I've see almost all of them. The only one I haven't seen is the one with Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger. 

The original had that creepy surprise, not just of Leatherface, but there was this whole family of messed-up psychos. This outing is claiming to be a sequel to the original while ignoring all the other ones, like Halloween did a few years ago. It tries so hard to copy the Halloween model that they give Sally, surivvor of the original, the same long white hair Jamie Lee Curtis sports. But it also misses on being an actual sequel. In this one, Leatherface was in an orphanage. Huh?

This one centers on four idyllic college students who are seeking to resurrect a ghost town in rural Texas and turn it into some sort of utopian commune. Naturally the locals lay their accents on thick so that these city-slickers know their kind ain't welcome here. The trouble begins when they dfind that one resident, the old owner of the orphanage, has not vacated, and she has a silent giant who stands in dark shadows in the background. When the old woman dies, the giant loses it. He removes someone's face and wears it as his own, then goes to find his long-hidden chainsaw.

The gore is as extreme as gorehounds could hope for. There's one scene on a bus where passengers are sliced in every way one could be with a chainsaw. 

It's not the worst of the Chainsaw sequels/remakes, but this franchise to me is like Terminator. Just let the thing die already. Unfortunately it'll probably do well enough on Netflix that we'll get another in 2024.

Saturday, February 12, 2022

Big Bug - Netflix review


Starring Elsa Zylberstein, Isabelle Nanty, Stephane De Groodt and Claude Perron.
Written Jean-Pierre Jeunet & Guillaume Laurant.
Directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet.

★★

French sci-fi is so weird. Picture a movie that decides to combine The Fifth Element with the Black Hole Sun music video, but with a $7 million budget and largely in one setting.

The garishly colorful comedy takes place in a near future where humans have abdicated most of their daily chores to AI robots, including government. A group of people find themselves trapped in a house when the robots in charge detect a threat level outside, and now two of the humans with a plane to catch can't get out.

There are plenty of ideas bouncing around here, but for every clever one, there are two that are obnoxious. It's the kind of movie where you'll know in the first few minutes if you're going to like it or not. Director Jeunet usually has a fun flair visually (Amelie), but here he goes gaudily overboard.

At least it tried to be original, but I really can't think of to whom I could recommend this.

Thursday, February 10, 2022

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania - Movie Review


Starring the voices of Andy Samberg, Selena Gomez, Kathryn Hahn, Jim Gaffigan, Steve Buscemi, David Spade, Keegan-Michael Key, Brian Hull, Fran Drescher and Brad Abrell.
Written by Amos Vernon, Nunzio Randazzo & Genndy Tartakovsky.
Directed by Derek Drymon & Jennifer Kluska.

★★

It wasn't until I was a few minutes into the movie when I realized Adam Sandler and Kevin James were not providing their voices this time around. Oh, no WONDER this skipped theaters and went straight to Amazon Prime!

These movies have always been frantic, but compared to the crack-fueled kinetic speed of this one, the first three movies look like models in subtlety. This movie is for kids who put sugar on their Fruit Loops in the morning. It makes Ren & Stimpy look like Studio Ghibli.

Here, Dracula is looking to retire, but he can't bring himself to leave his hotel to his daughter and son-in-law Jonathan just yet. In fact, he lies about a clause that says he can't transfer ownership of his hotel to a human. Jonathan then decides the best way around that is to turn himself into a monster. Hijinks ensue.

My kids laughed a few times; it's so hyper-obnoxious I kept hoping it'd find some scenes where it would calm down. It never did. It's funny though, cuz Brian Hull does a decent vocal job of mimicking Sandler, so I can't say he's sorely missed. 

P.S. A couple days later I watched the first half of The Ice Age Adventures of Buck Wild on Disney+, and that movie made this one look like Moana by comparison.

Tuesday, February 8, 2022

The 94th Annual Academy Award Nominations


The full list of Academy Award nominations for 2021.

Best Picture
Belfast
CODA
Don't Look Up
Drive My Car
Dune
King Richard
Licorice Pizza
Nightmare Alley
The Power of the Dog
West Side Story

Best Directing
Paul Thomas Anderson (Licorice Pizza)
Kenneth Branagh (Belfast)
Jane Campion (The Power of the Dog)
Steven Spielberg (West Side Story)
Ryûsuke Hamaguchi (Drive My Car)

Actor in a Leading Role
Javier Bardem (Being the Ricardos)
Benedict Cumberbatch (The Power of the Dog)
Andrew Garfield (Tick, Tick … Boom!)
Will Smith (King Richard)
Denzel Washington (The Tragedy of Macbeth)

Actress in a Leading Role
Jessica Chastain (The Eyes of Tammy Faye)
Olivia Colman (The Lost Daughter)
Penélope Cruz (Parallel Mothers)
Nicole Kidman (Being the Ricardos)
Kristen Stewart (Spencer)

Actor in a Supporting Role
Ciarán Hinds (Belfast)
Troy Kotsur (CODA)
Jesse Plemons (The Power of the Dog)
J.K. Simmons (Being the Ricardos)
Kodi Smit-McPhee (The Power of the Dog)

Actress in a Supporting Role
Jessie Buckley (The Lost Daughter)
Ariana DeBose (West Side Story)
Judi Dench (Belfast)
Kirsten Dunst (The Power of the Dog)
Aunjanue Ellis (King Richard)

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
CODA (Sian Heder)
Drive My Car (Ryûsuke Hamaguchi and Takamasa Oe)
Dune (Eric Roth, Jon Spaihts and Denis Villeneuve)
The Lost Daughter (Maggie Gyllenhaal)
The Power of the Dog (Jane Campion)

Writing (Original Screenplay)
Belfast (Kenneth Branagh)
Don't Look Up (Adam McKay and David Sirota)
Licorice Pizza (Paul Thomas Anderson)
King Richard (Zach Baylin)
The Worst Person in the World (Joachim Trier)

Animated Feature Film
Encanto
Flee
Luca
The Mitchells vs. the Machines
Raya and the Last Dragon

Animated Short Film
Affairs of the Art
Bestia
Boxballet
Robin Robin
The Windshield Wiper

Costume Design
Cruella (Jenny Beavan)
Cyrano (Massimo Cantini Parrini)
Dune (Jacqueline West)
Nightmare Alley (Luis Sequeira)
West Side Story (Paul Tazewell)

Live Action Short Film
Ala Kachuu - Take and Run
The Dress
The Long Goodbye
On My Mind
Please Hold

Music (Original Score)
Don't Look Up (Nicholas Britell)
Dune (Hans Zimmer)
Encanto (Germaine Franco)
Parallel Mothers (Alberto Iglesias)
The Power of the Dog (Jonny Greenwood)

Sound
Belfast
Dune
No Time to Die
The Power of the Dog
West Side Story

Cinematography
Dune (Greig Fraser)
Nightmare Alley (Dan Lausten)
The Power of the Dog (Ari Wegner)
The Tragedy of Macbeth (Bruno Delbonnel)
West Side Story (Janusz Kaminski)

Documentary Feature
Ascension
Attica
Flee
Summer of Soul
Writing With Fire

Documentary Short Subject
Audible
Lead Me Home
The Queen of Basketball
Three Songs for Benazir
When We Were Bullies

Film Editing
Don't Look Up (Hank Corwin)
Dune (Joe Walker)
King Richard (Pamela Martin)
The Power of the Dog (Peter Sciberras)
Tick, Tick... Boom! (Myron Kerstein and Andrew Weisblum)

International Feature Film
Drive My Car (Japan)
Flee (Denmark)
The Hand of God (Italy)
Lunana: A Yak in the Classroom (Bhutan)
The Worst Person in the World (Norway)

Makeup and Hairstyling
The Eyes of Tammy Faye
House of Gucci
Coming 2 America
Cruella
Dune

Music (Original Song)
Be Alive -- Beyoncé Knowles-Carter and Darius Scott (King Richard)
Dos Oruguitas -- Lin-Manuel Miranda (Encanto)
Down to Joy -- Van Morrison (Belfast)
No Time to Die -- Billie Eilish and Finneas O'Connell (No Time to Die)
Somehow You Do -- Diane Warren (Four Good Days)

Production Design
Dune (Zsuzsanna Sipos and Patrice Vermette)
Nightmare Alley (Tamara Deverell and Shane Vieau)
The Power of the Dog (Grant Major and Amber Richards)
The Tragedy of Macbeth (Stefan Dechant and Nancy Haigh)
West Side Story (Rena DeAngelo and Adam Stockhausen)

Visual Effects
Dune
Free Guy
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
No Time to Die
Spider-Man: No Way Home

Monday, February 7, 2022

Jackass Forever is #1


For the weekend of February 4-6, 2022, Jackass Forever managed to dethrone Spider-Man, raking in $23 million, which is just a little better than what the original Jackass movie debuted to 20 years ago. It also had a modest budget of $10 million. Moonfall, meanwhile, came in second, and with its reported $150 million budget, well, this doesn't bode well for future popcorn disaster movies.

Spider-Man: No Way Home is on its way to pass Avatar for third-highest grosser of all time, but its momentum is slowing down to where Avengers: Endgame's $858 million for second place seems out of reach. January is usually a dead zone for movies, but February has at least one major movie opening each week.

I don't think anything's been announced, but I'd be surprised if we don't get a Sing 3 greenlit.


Opens February 11
DEATH ON THE NILE with Kenneth Branagh, Gal Gadot, Armie Hammer and Annette Bening.
MARRY ME with Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Utkarsh Ambudkar and John Bradley.
BLACKLIGHT with Liam Neeson, Aidan Quinn, Emmy Raver-Lampman and Yael Stone.

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Every 2021 Movie I've Seen


I've seen 82 titles from 2021 so far. With each new one I see, I'll add to this post.

==My Top Ten==

1. DUNE - Denis Villenueve is now the king of epic sci-fi. He takes Frank Herbert's dense novel about intergalactic war and makes it grand and intimate at the same time. It's only the first half of the novel, so we'll have to wait until 2023 to see how he wraps it up.

2. SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME - The Avengers: Endgame of Spider-Man movies. The multiverse means that bad guys from previous iterations, including Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin and Alfred Molina's Doctor Octopus, show up here to torment Tom Holland's Spider-Man, and the whole thing is a blast from start to finish. This is Marvel at its most fun.

3. TICK TICK... BOOM! - Before he wrote Rent, Jonathan Larson wrote this autobiographical rock-opera about his struggles to write the next Broadway hit. Andrew Garfield's had quite the year, and he caps it off with his endearing performance and surprisingly good singing voice.

4. LICORICE PIZZA - Paul Thomas Anderson's back in rare form in this seductively playful romance between a 25-year-old lost girl (Alana Haim) and a 15-year-old hustler (Cooper Hoffman) in 1973 Los Angeles. It's the acting debuts for both of them, but PTA gets such natural chemistry out of them, it's hard to believe they're not old pros. And we get fun extended cameos like Sean Penn as William Holden and Bradley Cooper as Jon Peters.

5. THE BOY BEHIND THE DOOR - Low-budget thriller about two abducted boys, but one escapes and hides in the walls of the house. The tension is high for nearly the entire movie. Worth seeking out.

6. KING RICHARD - Will Smith is definitely a character here, and he may get an Oscar for this, which I wouldn't mind. One of those biopics that doesn't feel like it's hitting all the required rise-and-fall notes; just a dad with focused dedication to his talented daughters.

7. THE MITCHELLS VS. THE MACHINES - Disney and Pixar tend to put out the best animated movie each year, but for me, I think I liked this one the most. Picture the Griswold family having to fight off an alien invasion. It's silly, colorful, and never takes itself too seriously.

8. THE POWER OF THE DOG - Tightly-wound Western about a cattle rancher (Benedict Cumberbatch) and his increasing conflict with his brother's new bride (Kirsten Dunst) and her quirky son (Kodi Smit-McPhee). Tension builds with every scene.

9. WEST SIDE STORY - Steven Spielberg improves on the original 1961 film with this vibrant update.

10. CODA - Child of Deaf Adults is the acronym. This little drama is about a high school girl who navigates the trouble of being the only hearing member of her deaf family, and she discovers she has a real talent for singing. Emilia Jones (Locke & Key) is great, but I can see why Troy Kotsur as her dad is getting award buzz.

==Alphabetically, 11-20==

THE BEATLES: GET BACK - Basically an eight-hour documentary movie where we get to hang out with the Beatles right before and leading up to their final live performance together. It's fascinating to watch the genius of Paul McCartney pull "Get Back" out of thin air.

CAVEAT - Creepy tale about a man hired to check in on a landlord's niece, who lives by herself on an island. The catch is that he must wear a chained harness while there. One of the most effective slow-build thrillers of the year.

THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE - Jessica Chastain loses herself in the role of the naïve Tammy Faye Bakker, and up to the task is Andrew Garfield as the oily Jim Bakker. Tammy Faye was always a walking cartoon to me, but now we get to see a little more of her humble Midwest soul. This feels like a good prequel to The Righteous Gemstones at times.

FREE GUY - Ryan Reynolds as a background character in a video game has an existential crisis when he learns exactly who he is. It's a good premise that they could have gone the easy-joke Pixels route, but it has more creativity than that, and the film's secret weapon is Jodie Comer.

GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE - The best Ghostbusters movie since the original.

IN THE HEIGHTS - Lin Manuel Miranda's first Broadway hit gets the big-screen treatment, and the movie does a decent job of capturing the play's spirit.

NIGHTMARE ALLEY - Guillermo Del Toro's lush noir thriller is a journey. At first it feels like a big-screen remake of Carnivale, but it becomes its own thing as Bradley Cooper's conman Stanley learns the ropes of being a carny and mastering the techniques of being a mentalist. His ambition is bottomless, and he keeps building to bigger marks. Suffers a bit toward the end - it didn't really need to be 2 1/2 hours - but it sticks the landing.

SHANG-CHI: LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS - I'm a sucker for Marvel or DC done well, and this is done well. This has two of the best fight scenes of any comic-book movie. Very impressive.

STREET GANG - Doc about the early days of Sesame Street. Might not be as insightful as Won't You Be My Neighbor was about Mr. Rogers, but it's still full of behind-the-scenes pleasures, and it gives justice to songwriter Joe Respero and director Jon Stone, who deserve as much credit for Sesame Street's success as Jim Henson and company. It made me wish it had been twice as long.

ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE - It still has its flaws but this 4-hour version is miles better than the 2.5 hour bastardization Joss Whedon threw together when Snyder had to leave the original 2017 movie. The heroes are deeper, the villains are better, and the story arcs all have time to resonate. I watched it when I had Covid so I just laid there with no energy and let it wash over me, and it did the trick.

==The Middle 51==

21. FLEE - Animated foreign documentary about a gay Muslim man in Afghanistan who must flee for his own safety. It's a harrowing journey, well told.
22. SPENCER - Kristen Stewart does for Princess Di here what Natalie Portman did for Jackie Kennedy. Makes sense, as it's the same director. Stewart is able to capture Diana well here.
23. RAYA & THE LAST DRAGON - If Disney made Avatar: The Last Airbender, it'd be something like this.
24. SUMMER OF SOUL - A look at the lost story of the 1969 Harlem Musical Festival, which happens merely week sand a few hundred miles away from Woodstock. It's a treat to see performers like Stevie Wonder and Gladys Knight in their primes in one of the most pivotal years in American pop-culture history.
25. THE HARDER THEY FALL - A stylized spaghetti Western that'd make Sam Raimi proud, this features a host of talented Black actors shooting guns and having fun. Jonathan Majors (MCU's Kang the Conqueror) shows real star power, Lakeith Stanfield elevates every movie he's in, and I never knew I wanted a fight scene between Zazie Beetz and Regina King, but hey, we get it here!
26. THE LAST DUEL - Ridley Scott knows how to do medieval combat, but here he takes a Rashomon approach to this true story of the last legal duel in France. Jodie Comer stands out as the pawn, a victim of a rape whose accusation must be proved by her husband fighting the perpetrator to the death.
27. BELFAST - Kenneth Branagh's personal story about life in 1969 Belfast, Northern Ireland. Good performances, albeit lighter on plot than I thought it'd be.
28. THE SUICIDE SQUAD - James Gunn's nihilistic R-rated semi-sequel is much more in line of what a Suicide Squad movie should be than the Will Smith-led dud. Margot Robbie naturally stands out as Harley Quinn, but there's some good stuff from Idris Elba as Bloodsport, John Cena as Peacemaker, and Peter Dastmalchian as Polka-Dot Man.
29. VACATION FRIENDS - Speaking of John Cena, he is much better in comedic roles than straight-forward action.
30. MY HEART WON'T BEAT UNLESS YOU TELL IT TO - Intriguing low-budget take on vampirism, in which two siblings must seek victims in order to keep their younger brother alive.
31. ENCANTO - Beautifully animated movie about one young woman trying to fit in a family where everyone else has special abilities.
32. BLACK WIDOW - Scarlett Johansson gets her own movie, and she's good, but the movie gets stolen by her younger sister (Florence Pugh).
33. A QUIET PLACE PART II - Not an unworthy sequel. It just ended more abruptly than I'd anticipated. 
34. THE NIGHT HOUSE - Rebecca Hall gives a powerhouse performance as a woman struggling with depression who loses her husband to suicide and then starts hearing things going bump in the night in their house. Is he trying to communicate from beyond the grave? Has a couple good scares, but it's more of a psychological thriller.
35. DON'T LOOK UP - Dream cast put mostly to good use, in this biting satire about two scientists trying to warn the world about a meteor headed toward Earth than will wipe out all of human life... if only they could get the media and politicians to care.
36. THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH - I'll never miss a chance to watch Denzel Washington deliver the Bard's words. Joel Coen's decision to film in black and white, with lots of shadow and fog, amongst cold sets reminiscent of a cross between De Chirico and Erich Lessing paintings... well, it doesn't make the material more accessible, though I was tickled how he managed to make it end with a supernatural twist.
37. THE LOST DAUGHTER - Fantastic acting from Olivia Colman as a woman on holiday who finds herself obsessing with a young mother vacationing with her family. Most of the tension it builds winds up wrapping up too neatly, but Colman's work is award-nomination-worthy.
38. THE TRIP - Entertaining dark comedy about a husband and wife who plan to kill each other during their weekend getaway, but they have to work together when they face a bigger threat. Gets cartoonishly violent toward the end.
39. CRUELLA - Emma Stone vamps with the best as a classic Disney villain reimagined in her own Devil Wears Prada setup.
40. BEING THE RICARDOS - Nicole Kidman and Javier Bardem don't do impressions of Lucy & Desi but seem to catch the essence of the people they're portraying. Aaron Sorkin writes and directs, which means there's plenty of witty dialogue and distorted history. I marveled how much it reminded me of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, where he shows the creation of comedy to be so... joyless. Nevertheless, it's a good movie when it's focused on the behind-the-scenes steeliness of Lucille Ball.
41. RON'S GONE WRONG - Technology with a heart. In the very-near future, every child will want a b-bot, an AI machine that operates as an iPhone/My Buddy, but hijinks ensue when our protagonist's b-bot malfunctions.
42. THE GREEN KNIGHT - Dev Patel is good as Gawain, in this dreamlike adaptation of the Arthurian legend that combines a few different myths, which works sometimes, and other times, does not.
43. THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS - Probably the best of the Matrix sequels, with Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss returning for some meta reimagining of what the Matrix actually is. It leaves itself open for a sequel, but I'd urge Lana Wachowski to leave it where it is. Some franchises need to end.
44. NOBODY - Bob Odenkirk gets the John Wick treatment, and somehow it works. 
45. LUCA - Lighter fare from Pixar; perfect for a Disney+ debut.
46. BAD TRIP - A series of hidden-camera pranks strung together with a paper-thin plot. Eric Andre is fearless with some of the places he dares to go.
47. CANDYMAN - Okay revisiting of the Tony Todd classic.
48. V/H/S 94 - This horror anthology is gory as ever, but the cleverness of different filmmakers making use of the found-footage tropes finds new effect here. I enjoyed it overall.
49. LAST NIGHT IN SOHO
50. VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE - Silly, fun, and doesn't wear out its welcome at only 95 minutes long. A little better than the first one.
51. ANTLERS - Director Scott Cooper (Out of the Furnace) knows how to make grim drama, and he brings that sensibility to this horror movie about an abused boy covering for his possessed father. It's more like a bleak gory thriller than actual horror.
52. HOUSE OF GUCCI - It's a 2 1/2 hour epic, and it does drag in parts. The tone also shifts. Some scenes we're supposed to take seriously; other scenes, well, you half-expect JR Ewing to stroll in to buy a piece of the Gucci empire.
53. THE FRENCH DISPATCH - Wes Anderson's most precious film to date. Some good writing and an amazing cast, but Wes is in danger of self-parody here.
54. THE KING'S MAN - Ralph Fiennes' central performance is what makes this prequel to Kingsman worth watching, but it's tonally all over the map. The shifts from comedy to action to tragedy can be jarring, and about forty minutes in, I was like "The filmmakers haven't given us a reason to care yet."
55. COPSHOP - Joe Carnahan's latest machismo-laced actioner finds a conman (Frank Grillo) who gets himself arrested on purpose in order to escape a hitman (Gerard Butler) who gets himself arrested on purpose as well so he can be in the same county jail with him, but more hitmen and corrupt cops are descending upon this jail and it's up to one officer to hold them all off. It's fun for what it is.
56. THE MANY SAINTS OF NEWARK - A really good prequel to The Sopranos as a TV show, like a two-episode special. As its own movie? Ehh, not so much. If you've never watched The Sopranos, this movie will mean nothing to you.
57. MALIGNANT - James Wan lets his hair down with this off-the-wall horror flick that goes some daring directions, even if it makes less and less sense as it goes.
58. NO SUDDEN MOVE - Crime caper that should be up Steven Soderbergh's alley, but it had so many twists that it stopped mattering.
59. THE TOMORROW WAR - Chris Pratt fights aliens in the future. It's fine.
60. SNAKE EYES - This GI Joe origin story plays like a low-end Marvel wannabe, but it never really gets off the ground.
61. OLD - Admirably diverse cast buoys this picture for a while, but after an hour I was anxious for them to just get to the twist ending already.
62. ETERNALS - The MCU's weakest entry to date. Too long, too ponderous, too many characters where we don't really learn enough to care about them. The best thing about it is what the post-credits scenes portend for the Marvel Universe going forward.
63. GAIA - I'll give someone bolting-upright-from-a-nightmare once or twice in a horror movie, but not twelve times.
64. MORTAL KOMBAT - It's okay, but we don't really get a tournament. Feels like one big setup for the next movie, if it happens.
65. ARMY OF THE DEAD - Zack Snyder's zombie heist movie didn't really need the epic 2 1/2 hour treatment, but there are pleasures to be had in the different take on zombie mentality and seeing how Tig Notaro was edited into the movie at the last minute.
66. BARB & STAR GO TO VISTA DEL MAR - It's like if Zoolander 2 starred two middle-aged women instead. The humor gets a little too bizarre sometimes.
67. SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW - If I ranked all of the Saw movies, this one would land in the bottom half somewhere. It has some of the most gruesome traps in the franchise's history, and the final reveal is kinda cool, but it's not really concerned about being scary. Just gross. Jigsaw's traps always allowed his victims a chance to live if they followed his instructions precisely, but the copycat killer here doesn't have that ethos, which makes it less interesting.
68. THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW - All-star cast can't save this Rear Window-wannabe about an agoraphobe who sees her neighbor murder his wife. But when she calls the cops, they can find no body.
69. RED NOTICE - Exists solely for Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot to sleepwalk through buddy-comedy and heist-movie clichés. Pretty forgettable.
70. BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS - Brothers Ted and Tim are now grown-ups but they have to take a special baby formula to help them return to their infant bodies on a secret mission to take down a sinister daycare service. Unnecessary, noisy sequel.
71. THE CONJURING: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT - Least effective of the Conjuring movies, though not as bad as Conjuring-verse movies like The Nun.
72. GODZILLA V. KONG - They have their showdown, but they're surrounded by uninteresting humans who are there to marvel at the greenscreens where monsters will be added later.

==The Bottom 10==

10. CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG - The CGI never quite works, and that's a big problem with a movie like this.
9. THE VOYEURS - Two young people spy on their sexy neighbors in this lurid Hitchcockian knock-off that goes to some uncomfortable places when people start dying.
8. PAW PATROL: THE MOVIE - Strictly for kids with one digit in their age. It is what it is.
7. JUNGLE CRUISE - Cheesy, predictable "fun for the whole family" Disney shtick. At least Jesse Plemons has fun playing a German.
6. TOM & JERRY - The animated parts are fine. Unfortunately this movie is mostly about the live-action humans around them.
5. COMING 2 AMERICA - Falls flat in just about every way. Eddie Murphy waited too long to revisit this material.
4. THE HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD - Loud, dumb, cluttered, and completely unnecessary. The first one wasn't that great, and the filmmakers decided to double-down on having everyone yell their lines at all times.
3. HALLOWEEN KILLS - All the goodwill from the reboot is killed by a sequel that returns to every horror cliché crutch there is.
2. LAST MAN DOWN - A Norweigan action film that tries to ape 1980's style of Sylvester Stallone-Chuck Norris flicks and fails miserably.
1. SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY - Lame overload of all Warner Bros IP thrown into one movie. LeBron James has played himself before to better effect (Trainwreck), but he can't really save this cynical cash-grab.

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

2021 Screen Actors Guild Award Nominations


==FILM==

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
“Belfast” (Focus Features)  
“CODA” (Apple Original Films) 
“Don’t Look Up” (Netflix)  
“House of Gucci” (MGM/United Artists Releasing)  
“King Richard” (Warner Bros)  

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
Javier Bardem (“Being the Ricardos”)  
Benedict Cumberbatch (“The Power of the Dog”) 
Andrew Garfield (“Tick, Tick … Boom!”) 
Will Smith (“King Richard”)  
Denzel Washington (“The Tragedy of Macbeth”) 

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
Jessica Chastain (“The Eyes of Tammy Faye”)  
Olivia Colman (“The Lost Daughter”)  
Lady Gaga (“House of Gucci”) 
Jennifer Hudson (“Respect”)  
Nicole Kidman (“Being the Ricardos”)  

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Ben Affleck (“The Tender Bar”)  
Bradley Cooper (“Licorice Pizza”)  
Troy Kotsur (“CODA”)  
Jared Leto (“House of Gucci”)  
Kodi Smit-McPhee (“The Power of the Dog”)

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
Caitríona Balfe (“Belfast”)  
Cate Blanchett (“Nightmare Alley”)  
Ariana DeBose (“West Side Story”)
Kirsten Dunst (“The Power of the Dog”)  
Ruth Negga (“Passing) 

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Motion Picture
“Black Widow”
“Dune”
“The Matrix Resurrections”
“No Time to Die”
“Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings”

==TELEVISION==

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
“The Handmaid’s Tale” (Hulu) 
“The Morning Show” (Apple TV Plus) 
“Squid Game” (Netflix) 
“Succession” (HBO) 
“Yellowstone” (Paramount Network) 

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
“The Great” (Hulu)  
“Hacks” (HBO Max)  
“The Kominsky Method” (Netflix)
“Only Murders in the Building” (Hulu)  
“Ted Lasso” (Apple TV Plus) 

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
Brian Cox (“Succession”) 
Billy Crudup (“The Morning Show”) 
Kieran Culkin (“Succession”)  
Lee Jung-Jae (“Squid Game”)  
Jeremy Strong (“Succession”)  

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series
Jennifer Aniston (“The Morning Show”) 
Jung Ho-yeon (“Squid Game”)
Elizabeth Moss (“The Handmaid’s Tale”)  
Sarah Snook (“Succession”) 
Reese Witherspoon (“The Morning Show”) 

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
Michael Douglas (“The Kominsky Method”)  
Brett Goldstein (“Ted Lasso”) 
Steve Martin (“Only Murders in the Building”)  
Martin Short (“Only Murders in the Building”)  
Jason Sudeikis (“Ted Lasso”)  

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
Elle Fanning (“The Great”)
Sandra Oh (“The Chair”)
Jean Smart (“Hacks”
Juno Temple (“Ted Lasso”)
Hannah Waddingham (“Ted Lasso”)

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Limited Series
Murray Bartlett (“The White Lotus”)  
Oscar Isaac (“Scenes From a Marriage”)  
Michael Keaton (“Dopesick”) 
Ewan McGregor (“Halston”)  
Evan Peters (“Mare of Easttown”) 

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Limited Series
Jennifer Coolidge (“The White Lotus”)  
Cynthia Erivo (“Genius: Aretha”)  
Margaret Qualley (“Maid”)  
Jean Smart (“Mare of Easttown”)  
Kate Winslet (“Mare of Easttown”)  

Outstanding Action Performance by a Stunt Ensemble in a Television Series
“Cobra Kai”
“The Falcon and the Winter Soldier”
“Loki”
“Mare of Easttown”
“Squid Game”

Spider-Man still #1, The 355 is #3

For the weekend of January 7-9, 2022, Spider-Man: No Way Home continues to dominate while audiences steered clear of The 355, the only wide-release debut. Spidey will pass Avengers: Infinity War sometime this week to become the fifth-highest domestic grosser of all-time.


Opens This Week
SCREAM 5 with Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette and Jack Quaid.
BELLE with the voices of Kaho Nakamura, Ryo Narita and Shoti Sometani.

Sunday, January 9, 2022

Golden Globe Winners

There was no broadcast of the Golden Globes this year, not even streaming. Not even just a YouTube of a couple people naming the winners. These were sent out over a series of tweets.


==MOVIES==

Drama
BEST PICTURE - The Power of the Dog
BEST ACTOR - Will Smith, King Richard
BEST ACTRESS - Nicole Kidman, Being the Ricardos
Comedy or Musical
BEST PICTURE - West Side Story
BEST ACTOR - Andrew Garfield, Tick Tick BOOM!
BEST ACTRESS - Rachel Zegler, West Side Story

BEST DIRECTOR - Jane Campion, The Power of the Dog
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR - Kodi Smit-McPhee, The Power of the Dog
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - Ariana DeBose, West Side Story
BEST SCREENPLAY - Kenneth Branagh, Belfast
BEST FOREIGN PICTURE - Drive My Car (Japan)
BEST ANIMATED PICTURE - Encanto
BEST ORIGINAL SONG - "No Time to Die" Billie Eilish, No Time to Die
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE - Hans Zimmer, Dune

==TV==

Drama
BEST SERIES - Succession
BEST ACTOR - Jeremy Strong, Succession
BEST ACTRESS - MJ Rodrgiuez, Pose
Comedy
BEST SERIES - Hacks
BEST ACTOR - Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso
BEST ACTRESS - Jean Smart, Hacks
Limited Series
BEST SERIES - The Underground Railroad
BEST ACTOR - Michael Keaton, Dopesick
BEST ACTRESS - Kate Winslet, Mare of Easttown

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR - O Yeong-su, Squid Game
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - Sarah Snook, Succession

Monday, January 3, 2022

Spider-Man passes $610 million domestic


For the weekend of December 31, 2021 - January 2, 2022, Spider-Man: No Way Home continued to dominate and it looks like it's on its way to be the third-highest domestic grosser of all time. Not sure if it has the legs to reach #1 The Force Awakens or #2 Avengers Endgame, but I do think it'll pass #3 Avatar.

Of everything else, Sing 2 has to be happy. It'll outgross Encanto this week and be the first and only animated movie of 2021 to pass the $100 million mark. Only 14 movies at all passed or will pass $100 million. (Compare that to 2019 when 31 movies did that.) The only non-sequel or non-Marvel movies to pass $100 million were Free Guy, Jungle Cruise and Dune.

Nothing else was able to catch fire. The Matrix Resurrections had mixed reviews and was also available on HBOMax, so its 68% drop-off is steep for a New Years Day weekend. The Colin Firth-less King's Man will disappear quickly. Some of these titles at least have the benefit of not too many new movies opening in January.



Opens This Week
THE 355 with Jessica Chastain, Penelope Cruz, Lupita Nyong'o and Diane Kruger.

Opens January 14
SCREAM 5 with Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, David Arquette and Jack Quaid.

Monday, December 20, 2021

Spider-Man No Way Home 2nd highest opening ever


For the weekend of December 17-19, 2021, Spider-Man: No Way Home had the second-highest opening in box-office history, behind only Marvel's Avengers: Endgame. Theaters have been struggling ever since COVID, but if the title is big enough, and enough people feel good about being safe to go, whether it's third booster shots or COVID's a hoax, they went, and Disney has to be thrilled.

Spidey's success left no room for anything else. Nightmare Alley might have done better with a limited-release slow-rollout. Good cast, good reviews, but people would rather see Spider-Man. Its been a rough season for adult-oriented fare. Nightmare Alley, Last Night in Soho, The Last Duel, etc., all fell on their face despite their pedigrees.

In fact, when you look at how titles 2-10, there's still cause for concern. The blockbusters float all boats, but the midrange titles, the movies with $60 million budgets as opposed to $200 million budgets, those things are becoming a dying breed. West Side Story's hope of being a word-of-mouth Greatest Showman style hit are dead.

When I look at the highest opening weekends of all time, if you remove the movies that are sequels, comics, Disney live-action remakes, you have to go down to #23 to find The Hunger Games. In fact, of the 61 movies that have ever opened to $100+ million domestic, there are only 3 that weren't sequels/comics/Disney live-action remakes: The Hunger Games, It, and The Secret Life of Pets.




Opens This Week
THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS with Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss.
THE KING'S MAN with Ralph Fiennes, Harrison Dickerson and Rhys Ifans.
SING 2 with the voices of Matthew McConaughey and Reese Witherspoon.
A JOURNAL FOR JORDAN with Michael B. Jordan and Chante Adams.
AMERICAN UNDERDOG with Zachary Levi, Anna Paquin and Dennis Quaid.

Friday, December 17, 2021

House of Gucci - Movie Review


Starring Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, Al Pacino, Jared Leto, Jeremy Irons, Jack Huston and Salma Hayek.
Written by Becky Johnson & Roberto Bentivegna.
Directed by Ridley Scott.

★★½ 

This reminded me a lot of Ridley Scott's other terrible-rich-people drama All the Money in the World. Instead of the Gettys, he's focused on the Guccis, and he decided to ramp up the camp factor in doing so. It's like he decided the Guccis needed a little more Dynasty flavor to it.

The protagonist is Patrizia (Lady Gaga), who marries into the Gucci family and has that Vanity Fair determination to make something of herself via social climbing among multi-millionaires. Patrizia has a meet-cute with Mauricio Gucci (Adam Driver), who falls in love with her and marries her. Patrizia sees once she is in, the dysfunction with Mauricio's dad (Jeremy Irons) and uncle (Al Pacino), who come across as Italian versions of the Duke brothers from Trading Spaces. Also around is Mauricio's cousin Paolo (Jared Leto), portrayed as a talentless idiot, with Leto somehow overacting in a movie that encourages Mommie Dearest level Jon-Lovitz-with-a-hankie capital-A "ACTING!"

This takes place over the course of 20 years, with legal maneuverings and backstabbing that makes Succession's Roy family look stable. It's a 2 1/2 hour epic, and it does drag in parts. The tone also shifts. Some scenes we're supposed to take seriously; other scenes, well, you half-expect JR Ewing to stroll in to buy a piece of the Gucci empire.

Lady Gaga, through it all, is terrific as Patrizia, and Driver, who is terrific in everything, doesn't disappoint as the stiff Mauricio. It strikes me as a movie that would work just as well with a home viewing, with some wine, and maybe some rare cheeses, and a vintage rug in front of a crackling fireplace to one side. And the two guys from Lady & the Tramp performing "Bella Noche" in the background.

Monday, December 13, 2021

2021 Golden Globe Nominations


BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
BELFAST
CODA
DUNE
KING RICHARD
THE POWER OF THE DOG

BEST MOTION PICTURE – MUSICAL OR COMEDY
CYRANO
DON’T LOOK UP
LICORICE PIZZA
TICK, TICK…BOOM!
WEST SIDE STORY

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
JESSICA CHASTAIN, THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE
OLIVIA COLMAN, THE LOST DAUGHTER
NICOLE KIDMAN, BEING THE RICARDOS
LADY GAGA, HOUSE OF GUCCI
KRISTEN STEWART, SPENCER

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
MAHERSHALA ALI, SWAN SONG
JAVIER BARDEM, BEING THE RICARDOS
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, THE POWER OF THE DOG
WILL SMITH, KING RICHARD
DENZEL WASHINGTON, THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE – MUSICAL OR COMEDY
MARION COTILLARD, ANNETTE
ALANA HAIM, LICORICE PIZZA
JENNIFER LAWRENCE, DON’T LOOK UP
EMMA STONE, CRUELLA
RACHEL ZEGLER, WEST SIDE STORY

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – MUSICAL OR COMEDY
LEONARDO DICAPRIO, DON’T LOOK UP
PETER DINKLAGE, CYRANO
ANDREW GARFIELD, TICK, TICK…BOOM!
COOPER HOFFMAN, LICORICE PIZZA
ANTHONY RAMOS, IN THE HEIGHTS

BEST MOTION PICTURE – ANIMATED
ENCANTO
FLEE
LUCA
MY SUNNY MAAD
RAYA AND THE LAST DRAGON

BEST MOTION PICTURE – NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE (FORMERLY FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
COMPARTMENT NO. 6 (FINLAND / RUSSIA / GERMANY)
DRIVE MY CAR (JAPAN)
THE HAND OF GOD (ITALY)
A HERO (FRANCE / IRAN)
PARALLEL MOTHERS (SPAIN)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN ANY MOTION PICTURE
CAITRIONA BALFE, BELFAST
ARIANA DEBOSE, WEST SIDE STORY
KIRSTEN DUNST, THE POWER OF THE DOG
AUNJANUE ELLIS, KING RICHARD
RUTH NEGGA, PASSING

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN ANY MOTION PICTURE
BEN AFFLECK, THE TENDER BAR
JAMIE DORNAN, BELFAST
CIARÁN HINDS, BELFAST
TROY KOTSUR, CODA
KODI SMIT-MCPHEE, THE POWER OF THE DOG

BEST DIRECTOR – MOTION PICTURE
KENNETH BRANAGH, BELFAST
JANE CAMPION, THE POWER OF THE DOG
MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, THE LOST DAUGHTER
STEVEN SPIELBERG, WEST SIDE STORY
DENIS VILLENEUVE, DUNE

BEST SCREENPLAY – MOTION PICTURE
PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON, LICORICE PIZZA
KENNETH BRANAGH, BELFAST
JANE CAMPION, THE POWER OF THE DOG
ADAM MCKAY, DON’T LOOK UP
AARON SORKIN, BEING THE RICARDOS

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE – MOTION PICTURE
ALEXANDRE DESPLAT, THE FRENCH DISPATCH
GERMAINE FRANCO, ENCANTO
JONNY GREENWOOD, THE POWER OF THE DOG
ALBERTO IGLESIAS, PARALLEL MOTHERS
HANS ZIMMER, DUNE

BEST ORIGINAL SONG – MOTION PICTURE
“BE ALIVE” — KING RICHARD
Music by: Dixson, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter; Lyrics by: Dixson, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter
“DOS ORUGUITAS” — ENCANTO
Music by Lin-Manuel Miranda; Lyrics by Lin-Manuel Miranda
“DOWN TO JOY” — BELFAST
Music by Van Morrison; Lyrics by Van Morrison
“HERE I AM (SINGING MY WAY HOME)” — RESPECT
Music by Carole King, Jennifer Hudson, Jamie Hartman; Lyrics by Carole King, Jennifer Hudson, Jamie Hartman
“NO TIME TO DIE” — NO TIME TO DIE
Music by Billie Eilish, Finneas O’Connell; Lyrics by Billie Eilish, Finneas O’Connell


BEST TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
LUPIN
THE MORNING SHOW
POSE
SQUID GAME
SUCCESSION

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
UZO ADUBA, IN TREATMENT
JENNIFER ANISTON, THE MORNING SHOW
CHRISTINE BARANSKI, THE GOOD FIGHT
ELISABETH MOSS, THE HANDMAID’S TALE
MICHAELA JAÉ RODRIGUEZ, POSE

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – DRAMA
BRIAN COX, SUCCESSION
LEE JUNG-JAE, SQUID GAME
BILLY PORTER, POSE
JEREMY STRONG, SUCCESSION
OMAR SY, LUPIN

BEST TELEVISION SERIES – MUSICAL OR COMEDY
THE GREAT
HACKS
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
RESERVATION DOGS
TED LASSO

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES – MUSICAL OR COMEDY
HANNAH EINBINDER, HACKS
ELLE FANNING, THE GREAT
ISSA RAE, INSECURE
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS, BLACK-ISH
JEAN SMART, HACKS

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES – MUSICAL OR COMEDY
ANTHONY ANDERSON, BLACK-ISH
NICHOLAS HOULT, THE GREAT
STEVE MARTIN, ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
MARTIN SHORT, ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
JASON SUDEIKIS, TED LASSO

BEST TELEVISION LIMITED SERIES, ANTHOLOGY SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
DOPESICK
IMPEACHMENT: AMERICAN CRIME STORY
MAID
MARE OF EASTTOWN
THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LIMITED SERIES, ANTHOLOGY SERIES, OR A MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
JESSICA CHASTAIN, SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE
CYNTHIA ERIVO, GENIUS: ARETHA
ELIZABETH OLSEN, WANDAVISION
MARGARET QUALLEY, MAID
KATE WINSLET, MARE OF EASTTOWN

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LIMITED SERIES, ANTHOLOGY SERIES, OR A MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
PAUL BETTANY, WANDAVISION
OSCAR ISAAC, SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE
MICHAEL KEATON, DOPESICK
EWAN MCGREGOR, HALSTON
TAHAR RAHIM, THE SERPENT

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE ON TELEVISION
JENNIFER COOLIDGE, THE WHITE LOTUS
KAITLYN DEVER, DOPESICK
ANDIE MACDOWELL, MAID
SARAH SNOOK, SUCCESSION
HANNAH WADDINGHAM, TED LASSO

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE ON TELEVISION
BILLY CRUDUP, THE MORNING SHOW
KIERAN CULKIN, SUCCESSION
MARK DUPLASS, THE MORNING SHOW
BRETT GOLDSTEIN, TED LASSO
O YEONG-SU, SQUID GAME

Thursday, November 25, 2021

Ghostbusters: Afterlife - Movie Review

Starring Finn Wolfhard, Mckenna Grace, Carrie Coon, Paul Rudd, Bokeem Woodbine, Logan Kim, Celeste O'Connor and Annie Potts.
Written by Gil Kenan & Jason Reitman.
Directed by Jason Reitman.

★★★

Another movie continuing the tradition of being a sequel to the original without really counting the other movies as canon. I can't think of anything it used from Ghostbusters II (and the Paul Feig Ghostbusters was a remake destined to be a forgotten footnote). And while it did feel like its own movie for most of it, it relies a lot on familiarity/nostalgia from the original to hit those emotional chords.

It centers on single mom Callie (Gone Girl's Carrie Coon) and her two teens Trevor (Stranger Things' Finn Wolfhard) and Phoebe (Annabelle Come Home's Mckenna Grace) who've inherited a rickety old farm in Summerville, OK, from Callie's father, whom she never knew. Context clues early say that her father was Egon Spengler, who died officially of a heart attack but there are larger, spookier forces at play. Trevor tries to get in with the local teens while brainiac Phoebe is too intrigued by all the research and gadgets her grandfather left behind. Meanwhile Paul Rudd is a nearby teacher who catches Callie's eye.

It had some late surprises I was expecting and a couple that I was
n't. The star of the show is Grace, who's been bouncing around in some good projects (Gifted, The Haunting of Hill House, young Carol in Captain Marvel, young Tonya in I Tonya) but this feels like a role that can boost her into Dakota Fanning level of Best Teen Actress roles.

Stay through the credits. (But avoid looking at the IMDB cast list before you see the movie so certain things don't get spoiled. Glad I didn't look until after the movie.)

Wednesday, November 17, 2021

The Harder They Fall - Netflix Review


Starring Jonathan Majors, Zazie Beetz, Idris Elba, Lakeith Stanfield, Delroy Lindo, Regina King, RJ Cyler, Edi Gathegi, Danielle Deadwyler, Deon Cole, and Damon Wayans Jr.
Written by Jeymes Samuel & Boaz Yakin.
Directed by Jeymes Samuel.

★★★

This stylized Sam Raimi-esque gun-totin' Western is cooler when you realize that most of these characters were real people. Sure, liberties have been taken to allow certain body counts to happen in a certain order, but for the most part, yeah, let's have some fun with real people.

Here we get Jonathan Majors (Loki) as Nat Love, an outlaw in his own right, but he's seeking revenge against someone badder - Rufus Buck (Idris Elba) , the man who killed his parents right in front of him. Turns out Buck has a gang that's sprung him from prison, so this is Nat's chance to find him and kill him himself.

Tons of other actors show up to have some shoot-em-fun. Never thought I'd want to see Zazie Beetz (Deadpool) and Regina King (Watchmen) dressed as cowgirls fighting to the death, but we get that here and that's what makes cinema fun, right? Lakeith Stanfield (Judas & the Black Messiah) is an actor I'll never tire of seeing. Delory Lindo (Da 5 Bloods) is that welcome old man who has one last gunfight in him. And so on.

I'm not really sure how Jeymes Samuel got to get this movie made - maybe there was some Jay-Z money behind it (he directed Jay-Z: Legacy) but his directorial debut was also a wild Western with an all-Black cast called They Die at Dawn, which I now want to hunt down.

This movie's a hoot.

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

The French Dispatch - Movie Review


Starring Benecio Del Toro, 
Adrien Brody, Tilda Swinton, Lea Seydoux, Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, Timothee Chalamet, Jeffrey Wright, Liev Schreiber, Elisabeth Moss, Fisher Stevens, Owen Wilson, Jason Schwartzman, Christoph Waltz, Willem Dafoe, Saoirse Ronan, Edward Norton, Lois Smith, Henry Winkler, Cecile de France, Steve Park and Mathieu Amalric.
Written by Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola, Hugo Guinness & Jason Schwartzman.
Directed by Wes Anderson.

★★½ 

There are plenty of actors I didn't even list above; the movie is bursting with recognizable faces. This ode to long-form journalism of a certain time is lovingly crafted by Wes Anderson, he of the very distinct flavor of films like Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Moonrise Kingdom and Isle of Dogs. While there is plenty to admire here and be entertained by, it's one of his most self-indulgent efforts to date, and I doubt it'll convert any newcomers not already on board with his sensibilities.

The movie is basically three stories attached with the narrative device of a magazine similar to The New Yorker. The French Dispatch is edited by Arthur Howitzer Jr (Bill Murray), and he has dedication to his writers. We learn at the beginning that he has died, and in his will, he wishes publication of the magazine to cease, so in this final issue, we get the last articles by JKL Berensen (Tilda Swinton), Lucinda Krementz (Frances McDormand), and Roebuck Wright (Jeffrey Wright).

The first story is the strongest of the three, about a convicted murderer (Benecio Del Toro) who happens to be a genius painter. The second revolves around a French student rebellion led by Timothee Chalamet, and the third is about the kidnapping of the son of the Commissaire (Mathieu Amalric). Toward the end of the second story, I was ready for it to be over, and toward the end of the third, I felt the same way. And with so many good actors, I have to wonder why they were willing to sign on when they only had one or two lines?

I'm trying to think of anthology movies I liked, and they tend to be horror (Trick R Treat) or from different voices (New York Stories). This is one I'm glad I saw but unlike the majority of Wes's films, I have no desire to see it again. In fact, the couple next to us said it was the worst movie they'd ever seen. But if Benecio Del Toro's story was on TV, I'd watch for a few minutes.

Saturday, November 13, 2021

Eternals - Movie Review

Starring Gemma Chan, Richard Madden, Angelina Jolie, Kit Harington, Kumail Nanjiani, Salma Hayek, Brian Tyree Henry, Barry Keoghan, Lia McHugh, Lauren Ridloff, Don Lee and Harish Patel.
Written by Chloe Zhao, Patrick Burleigh, Ryan Firpo & Kaz Firpo.
Directed by Chloe Zhao.

★★½ 

This is the 26th movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and some of the seams are showing in keeping such a franchise together. How many more new superhumans can be introduced without it feeling like we're going through the motions of the usual superhero origin story?

The Eternals are a group of ten immortal beings (though they can be killed) who were sent to Earth in 5000 BC to watch over it by Arishem, the leader of a gigantic god-like race called the Celestials. The Eternals are led by Ajak (Salma Hayek), and only she can communicate with Arishem. They have been told not to interfere with human conflict, as conflicts are what help a race of sentient creatures evolve. We see them throughout history and get to know their personalities a little. Ajak is the wise one who can heal. Ikaris (Richard Madden) closely resembles Superman in his abilities of flight, super-strength, and the ability to shoot fire-beams from his eyes. Sersi (Gemma Chan) can transform elements, such as turning solid rock into water. Druig (Barry Keoghan) can control minds. Thena (Angelina Jolie) was the inspiration for Athena, the goddess of war in ancient Greece. She is a master fighter and can generate weapons from energy. Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) can focus energy and fire it in blasts. Sprite (Lia McHugh) appears eternally 12 years old and can create illusions. Gilgamesh (Don Lee) has super-human punching power than puts Iron Fist to shame.  Phastos (Brian Tyree Henry) is the intelligent inventor who can perform telekinesis. Makkari (Lauren Ridloff) has superspeed, and the MCU's first deaf superhero.

Game of Thrones' Kit Harington? Oh he's Dane Whitman, the regular human boyfriend of Sersi. I was amused when Ikaris and Dane meet, as if they weren't brothers from a fantasy world.

The Eternals' main task is to rid the world of the Deviants, mutant magical creatures that seek constant destruction on Earth. We eventually learn that 1521 AD is when the last of the Deviants was killed, and that point the Eternals parted ways and lived amongst the humans, waiting for Arishem to let them know their job was done and they can return to their home planet.

But 500 years later,  in "Present Day", a Deviant appears in London and attacks Sersi while she is hanging out with Dane and Sprite. She decides they need to find the other Eternals and figure out why the Deviants are back.

This massive ensemble - ten Eternals - means that few of the characters really get to stand out. It did have a couple plot twists I wasn't expecting, so that was nice. I'm not spoiling much by saying one of them dies within the first hour. But there's a lot of wheel-spinning as this character or that gives exposition and flashes back to different points in time. It does ultimately answer the questions of "Why didn't the Eternals help the Avengers? Or stop slavery or genocide?"

The fight scenes are fine, but where Shang-Chi found ways to make them feel original and exciting until the final CGI-heavy battle, this one is nothing but CGI-heavy battles. They feel like battles we've seen a hundred times before.

The best part of the movie for me is the last twenty minutes or so and the post-credits scenes, with its implications for the rest of the MCU. And I think it'd be fun to see these characters pop up in the next Avengers movie. I love the MCU. But if I'm ranking all 26 movies, this one would be closer to the bottom of the list than the middle.

Monday, November 8, 2021

Eternals is #1 at box office


For the weekend of November 5-7, 2021, Eternals isn't exactly a bomb for Marvel, but it's not at the level the MCU is used to. Considering that Venom 2 opened to $90 million, and that this opened lower than Shang-Chi ($75), it could be a combination of superhero saturation and that many people still aren't going back to the movies. It doesn't help that Eternals has the lowest score ever for an MCU title (48%). In fact, it's the only MCU title that hasn't had at least 66%.

Kristen Stewart's Spencer wasn't expected to be a hit, so its modest opening is about what was expected.

Speaking on Venom 2, it's on its way to join Shang-Chi as the second movie of 2021 to hit $200 million domestic.


Opens This Week
CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG with Rosie Perez, John Cleese and Sienna Guillory.
BELFAST with Caitriona Balfe, Jude Hill, Jamie Dornan and Lewis McAskie.

Worldwide grosses for US films in 2021:
1. F9: The Fast Saga - $721.07 million
2. No Time to Die - $667.46
3. Godzilla v. Kong - $467.86
4. Shang-Chi - $427.85
5. Venom 2 - $424.61
6. Black Widow - $379.63
7. Free Guy - $331.15
8. Dune - $330.44
9. A Quiet Place II - $297.65
10. Cruella - $233.27