Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Total Recall - DVD Review
Starring Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bill Nighy, Bokeem Woodbine, John Cho and Will Yun Lee.
Directed by Len Wiseman.
There were two good things about this movie. First, the special effects are great. Good job by the tech team, and I imagine it looked good in 3D on the big screen. Second, there's a scene where Quaid (Farrell) is taking a break from all the chasing, and he rests against a piano, something he wishes he knew how to play. But then he discovers he can play it. It's a nice moment of discovery by Farrell, a good human pause to all the mindless action.
But the rest of it is high-speed junk. There's turning off your brain, and then there's turning off the laws of physics. There's a gunfight in zero-G that just took way too many liberties with logic. There's the plot twists you'd see coming a mile away even if you're not familiar with the original. There's the fact that Jessica Biel's in it, and when's the last time her presence signified a good movie? There's the deliberate borrowing of the art direction from Minority Report.
Stick to the Arnold version.