"Why do we ever have that lever?""No touchy."
"Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this. "
"Reason number two... look what I can do!"
"It's called a 'cruel irony,' like my dependence on you."
"For the last time, we did not order a giant trampouline!"
"Um, I turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
"You're excused. Anyone else?"
"Kronk! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing! It's like I'm talking to a monkey. A really, really big stupid monkey named Kronk!"
We bought a VHS copy the other day. Now if I can find a Robin Hood on VHS, I'll be content with our collection.
1 comment:
No kidding. Few movies come close to quotability...though Megamind does come to mind (no alliteration intended)
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